Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Don't you hate it when...?

Okay bitches i'm back with another blog.

 

Don't you hate it when...?

 

I used to be a server and it was an okay job. EXCEPT for the customers. Okay if you make me go back to the kitchen one more time for a glass a water for a fifth time, im gonna shoot you. Yeah we are here to help you but bitch don't catch an attitude cause you are used to everyone waiting you hand and foot. If my ordinary common food upsets you, there is a Maggianos right up the street you can take your sorry ass to.

*If you are one of these nagging customers, please get a life. and leave the servers alone

 

Don't you hate it when...?

 

Okay So i know i am not the only person that has word retail. It's common. everyone does but i swear if i run into a rude customer, someone is gonna get slapped. Okay the clothes you brought back didnt fit you little girl but don't get mad at me cause you won't stop feeding her twinkies and other kindergarden students. I am not to blame for your life's problems. So when you raise your voice and yell at me, be sure to know that i am choking the shit out of you in my mind.

*and again if you are one of these people. please stop. you end up making yourself look stupid and ignorant. trust me.

 

Don't you hate it when...?

 

So you know when you have a little bit of cash and want to stop at a fast food place and get something from the drive thru? yeah everyone does it or has, but if the cashier there catches another attitude with me cause i wanna change my frosty to fries, imma flip. Bitch i did not tell you to work at burger king, i did not fill out the application and get you hired. you did that so again don't catch an attitude cause you are back there flipping burgers. You could have easily been a stripper and making bank but you work at BK. Fine you choose where you wanna work but don't take it out on me, or your 18 kids, or your baby daddy. Thats yo damn fault.

*and don't rush me at the drive thru. imma take my muthafuckin time!

 

Don't you hate it when...?

 

One thing i really hate is when parents have kids on leashes! WTF? like seriously, you have a human being, not a fucking pet. If your kids won't walk with you its your own fault and didn't raise them like you should have. You are subject these kids to pity, humiliation, embarassment, and headache. and when they get older you act all suprised " Justin would never blow up his school, I dont know what happened blah blah blah" Maybe if you didnt have little Justin tied  up his whole life, he wouldn't want to kill you so badly. ever think about that??? You are just trying to make life easier for you. but guess what? you had the kid, kids are difficult. you knew exactly what you were getting into crackhead.

 

 

And That would be the conclusion to my blog today. Just some pet peeves. Imma bounce. feel free to leave a comment. peace out!

 

Tasha Allen Movement


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